Christmas is just around the corner (a couple of weeks away at the time of writing) and, if you’re anything like me, you haven’t even started thinking about what to get all your friends and family for Christmas gifts!
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for your buddy/family member who enjoys a tipple, your typical lifestyle magazine’s ‘top 10 gift’ list just isn’t going to cut it. You need gift suggestions from a real bunch of booze-loving degenerates (that would be us).
…Well, you asked for it and we provided! Here are the top 5 gifts we’ve come across online for the booze-loving man/woman who has everything:
1. Giant Boot Shaped Beer Glass/“Das Boot”
Featured in The Beer Fest Movie
You’ve seen the Beer Fest Movie right? Watched sober, it’s probably one of the worst movies to show on (pretty much every single) budget cable movie channels. Watched drunk (or before traveling to Europe for Octoberfest) however, it is a work of pure genius, reaching Spielberg or Tarantino quality!
One of the best parts of the BeerFest movie is when team USA, as part of a drinking game tournament, have to drink beer (as in down the whole thing faster then the other teams) from a boot shaped beer glass in the finals.
The boot shaped glass is called “Das Boot” and is notorious for trapping and suddenly releasing pockets of air when drinking beer from it too rapidly, causing the contents to sort of explode over the person drinking it.
Since being featured in the film, the boot has become semi-famous online and is sold online in several places. Guaranteed to be a party favorite! Buy One Now…
2. Collapsible Shot Glass
Bring The Party With You
What’s worse than being in the middle of nowhere and not knowing how to measure out a perfect 2 ounce shot of fluid?
…The answer, of course, is nothing: Absolutely nothing is worse then that! (#boozeloverproblems).
The solution is keeping this handy little telescopic shot glass on your person at all times. An essential part of any alcohol connoisseurs every day carry, It even has a handy chain to connect to your keys so you won’t loose it. Grab One Today…
3. Advanced Food & Wine Pairing Posters
Discover The Best Food & Wine Pairings
Wine Folly is a resource for newbie (and intermediate) wine drinkers who want to learn more about wine. They have plenty of well presented information on how to pick out good wines, match wines with foods, tell the difference between wines from different locations and so much more.
Wine Folly’s specialty products are their beautifully presented posters which both look amazing and can turn you from novice to wine sommelier in no time at all! Buy Yours Here…
4. Das Horn
The Definitive Viking Drinking Horn
A massive hit on Kickstarter, Uncrate best described this viking drinking vessel bought back to life when they said it “Makes you look like a viking conqueror without all the ‘I am drinking out of an elephant/mammoth tusk’ guilt.”
Das Horn was first created as an an attempt to bring the age-old viking drinking horn up to modern standards. Big enough for two standard beverages with a stainless steel rim & dishwasher safe – Das Horn is a great novelty gift that will have people looking on in amazement/jealously as you consume your beverage like a Nordic God! Get Yours Here…
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Merry Christmas everyone!!